Tuesday, June 29, 2010

How BP Has Changed Children's Books

Secret Asian Girl wrote these:
One fish, two fish...No more fish. Ever.
What's Goo in the Blue?
The Very Hungry Petroleum Conglomerate
Murky With A Chance of Tarballs
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...Wait, That's Not Chocolate!
Goodnight Fishing Industry
The Barren Stain Bears
Harry Potter and the Bucket of Sludge
Let's See What's Washed Up Today!
Tony Hayward and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Summer
The Little Containment Plan That Couldn't
Save A Purple Pelican
Curious George Goes To The Beach And...George! For God's Sake Don't Touch That, You'll Get Cancer!
Winnie the Goo
Horton Doesn't Hear A Who Or Any Other Sign of Life In the Gulf Anymore
Where The Wild Things Aren't

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